Pyethon's Blog

ANTIGRAVITON ALMOST DISCOVERED!

Yes! Byteman working in his bedroom along with the budgies on a pittance of an income may have discovered the antigraviton. This could have profound effects on the evolution of the universe. Ever since Man split off from the budgies billions of years ago he has been searching for this particle – now he has HALF  discovered it! I’m desperately searching through the scientific archives to find a paper by Clide Tombaugh declaring his almost discovery of Pluto or by Chadwicks’ almost discovery of the neutron!

I returned to the mountain to recover my tent and belongings only to find that it had been vandalised with the rods snapped and the groundsheet slashed. Some mindless moron had attempted to steal it but couldn’t due to the ground being frozen.

I am pleased to say that I have found a home and after a suitable period of resting I may again re-create an Avian World.

…but there is hope on the horizon – I’ve been allocated band C on the councils’ priority assessment and have an interview for a property this week.

After spending about a week in B+Bs I decided to buy camping gear as the credit was getting low. It cost me £80 in taxi fares to get some of the birds to safety. The tent I bought came without a fly-sheet and after days of mopping out due to bad weather I bought a second tent slightly bigger with an integral fly-sheet. I was in a pleasant location on National Trust land next to a stream and hills. After two weeks camping (approx) I returned one evening to find the tents gone. “Crashing down” behind the wall wasn’t an option – 40 years ago, maybe but not at 60. On the way back to the road I was met by a farmer who informed me that the tents had been taken by the National Park ranger and taken to the police station ten miles away. It was too late to recover them so I headed towards the nearest village and stayed overnight at a roadside Inn.
(accurate dates not available at this time)

I am homeless and searching for suitable accommodation to continue working with these fascinating creatures, possibly in an outdoor aviary.